Barbara Boxer
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, Thank God, I'm still alive. But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
US Senator
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Zany in the City.com
I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.
Mariah Carey - on hearing of the death of King of Jordan

Idiots Quoted is a collection of idiotic quotes. Some of the quotes make you wonder how they got out of high school. Other quotes will just make you laugh.

The Five Newest Quotes
Barack Hussein Obama My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.
On the Campaign trail
Floyd Smith I have nothing to say, and I'll only say it once.
NHL Hockey coach
Budapest Zoo Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
On a Sign
Susan Sarandon So I think he definitely has convinced people that he stands for change and for hope, and I can't wait to see what he stands for.
Talking about Barack Obama
Michelle Obama For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country.
Wife of Barack Obama

Browse around and enjoy. At the very least, you won't feel like an idiot compared to what these people said.

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Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.

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