| Mariah Carey |
I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.
on hearing of the death of King of Jordan |
| Mariah Carey |
Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
Pop Singer |
| Dick Cavett |
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Talk show host |
| Jan Chamberlain |
His previous wives just didn't understand him.
wife #8 for Mickey Rooney |
| Bill Clinton |
You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say.
former U.S. President |
| Bill Clinton |
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
former U.S. president |
| Bill Clinton |
I'm someone who has a deep emotional attachment to Starsky and Hutch.
former U.S. president |
| Bill Clinton |
I don't think the Republicans can damage my character.
former U.S. President |
| Bill Clinton |
I am in support of the NRA position on gun control.
former US President |
| Hillary Clinton |
Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do.
former first lady, at a Democratic fundraiser |
| Hillary Clinton |
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.
former First Lady |
| Hillary Clinton |
We are the president.
former First Lady |
| Nguyen Co Thatch |
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
Vietnamese foreign minister |
| David Coleman |
And here's Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
Sportscaster |
| David Coleman |
And with an alphabetical irony, Nigeria follows New Zealand.
Sportscaster |
| David Coleman |
It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
Sportscaster |
| David Coleman |
Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres.
Sportscaster |
| David Coleman |
There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.
Sportscaster |
| David Coleman |
There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes.
Sportscaster |
| Jerry Coleman |
Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
Padres radio announcer |
| Jerry Coleman |
There's a soft liner, which is caught by the second baseman. And the ball game is over! For this inning.
Baseball announcer |
| Doug Collins |
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
basketball commentator |
| Lee Cooke |
I wanted all my ducks in a row so if we did get into a posture we could pretty much slam-dunk this thing and put it to bed.
mayor of Austin, TX, abusing cliches |
| Michael Cooney |
To forcibly remove a politician from office, one has to meet a much higher standard of dishonesty.
Santa Barbara attorney |
| Henry Cooper |
Sonny Liston has a very unusual injury, a dislocated soldier.
BBC sportscaster |
| Bob Costas |
Next up is the Central African Republic located in central Africa.
during the parade of nations in the 2000 Summer Games in Sydney, Australia |
| Kevin Costner |
If I had a choice of having a woman in my arms or shooting a bad guy on a horse, I'd take the horse. It's a lot more fun.
Actor |
| Cindy Crawford |
Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star.
Supermodel |
| Denny Crum |
We're just physically not physical enough.
Louisville basketball coach |
| Richard Daley |
We shall reach greater and greater platitudes of achievement.
Chicago Mayor |
| Roger Daltrey |
There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.
Singer/Actor |
| Duffy Daugherty |
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
football coach and sports analyst |
| Jon Davidson |
Ordinary rape and murder just doesn't make it anymore. It's much better to have ultra-violence, chainsaw massacres, X-rated Draculas, and continents sinking into the sea with the entire population lost, at the very least.
advertising executive at New World Pictures, on what makes a good movie |
| Michael Davis |
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
Musician |
| Charles De Gaulle |
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
former French President |
| Dizzy Dean |
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. |
| Jim Deshaies |
I think everybody gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them... knock on wood.
Minnesota Twins pitcher |
| Lincoln Diaz-Ballart |
I find it interesting how we get carried away by the dogma a-la-mode.
US representative from Florida |
| Jay Dickey |
I think incest can be handled as a family matter within the family.
Representative |
| David Dinkins |
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
former Mayor |
| Celine Dion |
To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God.
Singer |
| Everett Dirksen |
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
Congressman |
| Roy Disney |
He's passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can't give away. I think we should phase him out.
Walt Disney's brother, 1937 |
| Walt Disney |
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Animator |
| Vlade Divac |
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
NBA basketball player |
| Bob Dole |
Life is very important to Americans.
U.S. Senator |
| Bob Dole |
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
US Senator |
| Charles Duell |
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents,1899. |
| David Duke |
There are different Klans. Just like there are different fraternities in college.
Explaining his former leadership role in the Ku Klux Klan |
| Lou Duva |
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota. |
Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.
