Al Gore
I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
former US Vice-President and Environmental Alarmist
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Handango Inc.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Dick Cavett - Talk show host
Dwight Eisenhower The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.
former US President
Keppel Enderbery Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
Former Australian cabinet minister
Linda Evangelista I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.
Supermodel
Ron Fairley Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is.
Giants broadcaster
Louis Farrakhan I don't think that Saddam Hussein is deliberately starving his own people. I would think that a man who gets 99 percent of the people to vote for him in an election and the people love him so much, how would they love a man that is starving them?
Leader of The Nation of Islam
Marechal Foch Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.
Gerald Ford When a man is asked to make a speech, the first thing he has to decide is what to say.
former US President
Gerald Ford Solar energy is not something that is going to come in overnight.
former US President
Gerald Ford If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave.
former US President
Gerald Ford I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.
former US President
Milos Forman I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.
Film director
Ray Forsythe I play football. I'm not trying to be a professor. The tests don't seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in school.
Clemson recruit, who was ineligible as a freshman because of academic requirements
Mark Fowler If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.
FCC Chairman

Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.

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