| Zsa Zsa Gabor |
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
on the jury used for her assault trial |
| David Garcia |
The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games.
baseball team manager |
| Dick Gephardt |
What we have is two important values in conflict: freedom of speech and our desire for healthy campaigns and a healthy democracy. You can't have both.
Missouri representative |
| Kahlil Gibran |
Solitude is a silent storm that breaks down all our dead branches; yet it sends our living roots deeper into the living heart of the living earth.
Lebanese-American author |
| George Gobel |
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Comedian |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
Keep a stiff upper chin.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
This book has too much plot and not enough story.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
We're overpaying him but he's worth it.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
Why only twelve?
while filming The Last Supper, (attributed) |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
You've got to take the sour with the bitter.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right?
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
I can give you a definite perhaps.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
Don't pay any attention to the critics--don't even ignore them.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
A hospital is no place to be sick.
MGM Studio Head |
| Samuel Goldwyn |
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
MGM Studio Head |
| Al Gore |
I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple.
former U.S. Vice President when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple. |
| Al Gore |
I took the initiative in creating the Internet
Liar extrordinaire |
| Mike Greenwell |
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
Baseball player |
| Stu Grimson |
That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.
Chicago Blackhawks left winger, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker |
| Pedro Guerrero |
Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
Baseball player, on reporters |
| Carl Gunter |
Inbreeding is how we get championship horses.
Louisiana state representative, explaining why he was fighting a proposed antiabortion bill that allowed abortion in cases of incest. |
| Richard Haas |
Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calendar is ticking.
NBC News consultant |
| Stuart Hall |
What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?
Radio 5 live |
| Syarwan Hamid |
It's like their own personal equipment, like you have pens.
General in Indonasia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets. |
| Neil Hamilton |
That's just the tip of the ice cube.
BBC2 |
| Mia Hammond |
You guys are unique in your own way.
Trading Spouses mother on her new family |
| Penny Hardaway |
Guys aren't able to get $15 or $20 million anymore, so you have to play for the love of the game.
NBA Basketball Player |
| Woody Harrelson |
My main hope for myself is to be where I am.
Actor |
| David Hasselhoff |
Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives.I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has has such a significance for so many.
Actor |
| Orrin Hatch |
Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life.
Utah Senator |
| Anne Heche |
Gleep glook. Gah gah gah, bleep block.
When asked by Barbara Walters to speak in the language of the aliens. |
| Anne Heche |
Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody.
Actress |
| Doug Heller |
We don't want balloons, the plastics, the horror!
Green Party media coordinator |
| Wally Hickel |
You can't just let nature run wild.
former Alaska governor |
| Darnell Hillman |
The places where I need work are on my inside and outside games.
professional basketball player |
| Emperor Hirohito |
The war did not turn in Japan's favor, and trends of the world are not advantageous to us.
Japan's Emperor, announcing his country's surrender to America and its WWII allies, after two atom bombs had been dropped. |
| James Hogg |
The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman.
Rear Admiral |
| Charlie Hough |
It's only puffy when it's swollen.
Baseball player, describing his broken finger |
| Whitney Houston |
Crack is whack!
Singer and liar |
Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.
