Arnold Schwarzenegger
I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
California Governor, Actor
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Handango Inc.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Dick Cavett - Talk show host
Lee Iacocca We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
former Chrysler Chariman
Vanilla Ice I don't know all the certain words to word it.
Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography
Natalie Imbrulia I think you can't repeat the first time of something...
Singer, on her Grammy nomination
Michael Jackson Me and Janet really are two different people.
Pop freak
Michael Jackson There is nothing more loving than sharing your bed with a child.
Pop freak
Paul Jacobs If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it.
marketing director for a video game company
Joe Jacoby I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl.
NFL Football player, of the Washington Redskins
Mick Jagger I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I am forty-five.
Pop Singer, before he turned 45
Lyndon Johnson A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
former US President
Lyndon Johnson Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There is nothing to do but stand there and take it.
former US President
Lyndon Johnson I never trust a man unless I got his pecker in my pocket
former US President
Mark Jones The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas.
TV Broadcaster

Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.

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