Barack Obama
I've now been in fifty seven states.
US Senator
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Zany in the City.com
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Dick Cavett - Talk show host
Donald Kennard We are trying to change the 1974 Constitution, whenever that was passed.
Louisiana state representative
Joseph Kennedy I have no political ambitions for myself or my children.
in 1936
Ted Kennedy I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.
US Senator
Jason Kidd We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
Ralph Kiner All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.
NY Sportscaster
Ralph Kiner In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots.
Mets broadcaster
Ralph Kiner We'll be back with the recrap after this message.
Mets sportscaster
Chuck Knox Most of my cliches aren't original.
NFL football coach
Chuck Knox Football players win football games.
football coach
Ed Koch Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact.
former New York Mayor
Tom Lasorda I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.
former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament
Jacques le Blanc I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
French ambassador on nuclear weapons
Pamela Lee I've seen 'Much Ado About Nothing' three times. It's a great play that's full of humor... I'm not used to that kind of culture and stuff.
Actress, commenting on Kenneth Branagh's film of the Shakespearean play
Spike Lee I consider Madonna a friend, and she sure knows how to work the publicity machine. Of course, I don't have breasts. If I did have, I'd be in the number one spot over Madonna.
Director
Gib Lewis This is unparalyzed in the state's history.
Texas Speaker of the House
Gib Lewis I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
Texas Speaker of the House
Gib Lewis I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.
speaker of the Texas House
Gib Lewis And now, will y'all stand and be recognized.
Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day
Abraham Lincoln No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
former US President
Abraham Lincoln Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
former US President
Abraham Lincoln If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
former US President
Abraham Lincoln If I were two-faced would I be wearing this one?
former US President
Abraham Lincoln I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.
former US President
Abraham Lincoln God must love the common man, he made so many of them.
former US President
Heather Locklear From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment's notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had.
Actress
Bud Long Why in God's name we're going to punish a man for having sex with his wife when she says, No, not tonight, I don't know.
State Senator (SC)
Eva Longoria Hey Diddy, you said anything goes, and I wasn't going to let a little hurricane prevent me from wearing my bathing suit!
Actress at the MTV Video Music Awards
Jennifer Love Hewitt I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever.
Actress, in the February Cosmopolitan.
Ted Lowe That's inches away from being millimetre perfect.

Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.

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