| Donald Kennard |
We are trying to change the 1974 Constitution, whenever that was passed.
Louisiana state representative |
| Joseph Kennedy |
I have no political ambitions for myself or my children.
in 1936 |
| Ted Kennedy |
I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.
US Senator |
| Jason Kidd |
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks |
| Ralph Kiner |
All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.
NY Sportscaster |
| Ralph Kiner |
In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots.
Mets broadcaster |
| Ralph Kiner |
We'll be back with the recrap after this message.
Mets sportscaster |
| Chuck Knox |
Most of my cliches aren't original.
NFL football coach |
| Chuck Knox |
Football players win football games.
football coach |
| Ed Koch |
Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact.
former New York Mayor |
| Tom Lasorda |
I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.
former Dodger manager on World Cup soccer tournament |
| Jacques le Blanc |
I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
French ambassador on nuclear weapons |
| Pamela Lee |
I've seen 'Much Ado About Nothing' three times. It's a great play that's full of humor... I'm not used to that kind of culture and stuff.
Actress, commenting on Kenneth Branagh's film of the Shakespearean play |
| Spike Lee |
I consider Madonna a friend, and she sure knows how to work the publicity machine. Of course, I don't have breasts. If I did have, I'd be in the number one spot over Madonna.
Director |
| Gib Lewis |
This is unparalyzed in the state's history.
Texas Speaker of the House |
| Gib Lewis |
I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
Texas Speaker of the House |
| Gib Lewis |
I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity.
speaker of the Texas House |
| Gib Lewis |
And now, will y'all stand and be recognized.
Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day |
| Abraham Lincoln |
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
former US President |
| Abraham Lincoln |
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
former US President |
| Abraham Lincoln |
If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
former US President |
| Abraham Lincoln |
If I were two-faced would I be wearing this one?
former US President |
| Abraham Lincoln |
I can make a General in five minutes but a good horse is hard to replace.
former US President |
| Abraham Lincoln |
God must love the common man, he made so many of them.
former US President |
| Heather Locklear |
From an early age I was aware of what America meant, and how the Marines at Camp Pendleton were ready to defend us at a moment's notice. I also remember what fabulous bodies those troops had.
Actress |
| Bud Long |
Why in God's name we're going to punish a man for having sex with his wife when she says, No, not tonight, I don't know.
State Senator (SC) |
| Eva Longoria |
Hey Diddy, you said anything goes, and I wasn't going to let a little hurricane prevent me from wearing my bathing suit!
Actress at the MTV Video Music Awards |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt |
I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever.
Actress, in the February Cosmopolitan. |
| Ted Lowe |
That's inches away from being millimetre perfect.
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Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.