| Shaquille O'Neal |
I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.
basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece |
| Shaquille O'Neal |
I don't think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us.
basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana |
| Barack Obama |
I've now been in fifty seven states.
US Senator |
| Barack Hussein Obama |
My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.
On the Campaign trail |
| Michelle Obama |
For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country.
Wife of Barack Obama |
| Bob Ojeda |
We've been working on the basics because, basically, we've been having trouble with the basics.
baseball pitcher |
| Yoko Ono |
The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal, well, probably they think I'm powerful, thank you very much.
on being called a Dragon Lady. |
| Dan Osinski |
Better make it six, I can't eat eight.
Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices |
| Paul Owen |
Hey cabbie, could you turn that thing down a hundred disciples?
Baseball player complaining about the radio being? too loud |
| Danny Ozark |
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
Philadelphia Phillies manager |
| Danny Ozark |
It is beyond my apprehension.
baseball team manager, regarding his team's losing streak |
| Aggie Pate |
I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.
at a non-denominational mayor's breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas |
| Stuart Pearce |
I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
Football manager |
| Maryann Pearson |
Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman.
Actress |
| Stuart Pearson |
Bobby Gould thinks I'm trying to stab him in the back. In fact I'm right behind him.
Soccer Player |
| H. Ross Perot |
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
Billionaire |
| Valerie Perrine |
Minks are mean little critters. Vicous, horrible little animals who eat their own. They're not beavers. I wouldn't wear beavers. I'd rather have a mink coat made of mean little critters that are killed in a very nice way and treated nicely for their short, mean lives so that I could keep warm.
Actress |
| Chuck Person |
These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.
NBA Basketball player |
| Bill Peterson |
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
Florida State football coach |
| Bill Peterson |
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
Florida State football coach |
| Bill Peterson |
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.
football coach |
| Bill Peterson |
You guys have to run a little more than full speed out there.
Florida State football coach |
| Ron Pickering |
The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation.
BBC Sportscaster |
| Ron Pickering |
Watch the time -it gives you an indication of how fast they are running.
BBC Sportscaster |
| Torrin Polk |
He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins |
| Colin Powell |
I'm from the South Bronx, and I don't care what you say, those cows look dangerous.
former Secretary of State |
Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.
