Mariah Carey
I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.
on hearing of the death of King of Jordan
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Zany in the City.com
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Dick Cavett - Talk show host
Muammar Qaddafi The Lybian army is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose.
Libyian President
Dan Quayle What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
former U.S. Vice-President
Dan Quayle Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.
US VP, head of the Space Council
Dan Quayle People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!
former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars
Dan Quayle It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back.
Dan Quayle It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
former U.S. Vice-President
Dan Quayle A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
former U.S. Vice President
Dan Quayle It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
former U.S. Vice-President
Dan Rather And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
television news anchor
Nancy Reagan I think people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
former First Lady
Nancy Reagan I do not intend for this to take a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
former First Lady
Ronald Reagan Facts are stupid things.
Former U.S. President
Ronald Reagan I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.
former US President
Ronald Reagan I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
former US President
Ronald Reagan Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.
former US President
Madonna Ritchie Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Pop singer
Geraldo Rivera If you think is was an accident, applaud.
talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's drowning
Mickey Rivers Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.
baseball player
Frank Rizzo The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.
Phil Rizzuto And the ball is out here. No, it's not. Yes it is. No, it's not. What happened.
NY Yankees announcer
Bobby Robson After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought
Soccer Player
Sir Boyle Roche P.S. If you do not receive this, of course it must have been miscarried; therefore I beg you to write and let me know.
member of the Irish House of Commons
Sir Boyle Roche At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill.
member of the Irish House of Commons
Dennis Rodman Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated
George Rogers I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season
Franklin Roosevelt How can a guy this politically immature seriously expect to be president?
assessing John F. Kennedy's chances in the 1960 U.S. election
Mickey Rourke It's like when I buy a horse. I don't want a thick neck and short legs.
Actor, describing what he wants in a woman.
Lynn Russell It is now 22 minutes past 8:30.
WKAT radio disc jockey
Winona Ryder I feel my best when I'm happy.
Actress

Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.

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