| Susan Sarandon |
So I think he definitely has convinced people that he stands for change and for hope, and I can't wait to see what he stands for.
Talking about Barack Obama |
| Gil Schwartz |
I can't think of a comparable level of cultural excitement about something since Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in the 1960s.
CBS publicist, on the Survivor finale. |
| Armold Schwarzenegger |
I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
California Govenor |
| Herb Score |
Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old.
Sportscaster |
| Jo Sheldon |
A brain scan revealed Andrew Caddick is not suffering from a stress fracture of the shin.
Sky News Announcer |
| Brooke Shields |
It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.
Actress, on why it was is good to live in a coed dormitory when she was in college. |
| Brooke Shields |
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. |
| Fred Silverman |
You mean they've scheduled Yom Kippur opposite Charlie's Angels?
TV programmer, when told that Yom Kippur would fall on a Wednesday. |
| Alicia Silverstone |
I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
Actress |
| Homer Simpson |
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
Doh! |
| Jessica Simpson |
Is this chicken or tuna?
While eating a can of 'Chicken of the Sea' tuna. |
| Floyd Smith |
I have nothing to say, and I'll only say it once.
NHL Hockey coach |
| Mike Smith |
It's got lots of installation.
Baseball pitcher, describing his new coat |
| Mike Smith |
Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.
Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant |
| Emmeline Snively |
You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married.
Director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency, giving advice to Marilyn Monroe in 1944 |
| Peter Snow |
The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six.
BBC2 anchorman |
| Larry Speakes |
You don't tell us how to stage the news, and we don't tell you how to report it.
press secretary for President George Bush, addressing the media |
| Britney Spears |
Where the hell is Australia anyway?
Pop Singer |
| Britney Spears |
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
Pop Singer |
| Britney Spears |
I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.
Pop Singer |
| Britney Spears |
I always call my cousin because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our moms are sisters.
Pop Singer |
| William Spooner |
Was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?
Reverand, of Oxford, England (for whom the 'Spoonerism' is named) |
| Sylvestor Stallone |
The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.
Actor |
| Marlon Starling |
I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right
Boxer |
| Casey Stengel |
The team has come along slow but fast.
Baseball player/manager |
| Casey Stengel |
If you walk backwards, you'll find out that you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.
former Baseball player |
| Philip Streifer |
After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island |
| Pat Summerall |
If only faces could talk...
Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl |
| Lawrence Summers |
I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries. |
| Patrick Swayze |
Good looking people turn me off. Myself included.
Actor |
| Joe Theisman |
The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
quarterback and sports analyst |
| Donald Trump |
Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other.
King of combovers |
| Ivana Trump |
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
on finishing her first novel |
| Ivana Trump |
Absolutely. I am not garbage - a single girl type.
on whether she will marry again |
| Ted Turner |
I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible.
Media Mogul |
| Ted Turner |
If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My ife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.
Media Mogul, on selling off his money losing properties |
Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.
