Joe Theismann
The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
quarterback and sports analyst
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iWin, Inc.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Dick Cavett - Talk show host
Julian Wakefield I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad.
Missouri basketball player
Murray Walker Except for his car, he's the only man on the track.
Sportcaster
Murray Walker Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers.
Sportscaster
Murray Walker The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.
Sportscaster
Murray Walker We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.
Sportscaster
George Wallace I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents.
1968 presidential campaign
Thomas Watson I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
chairman of IBM, 1943
John Wayne I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
Actor
Raquel Welch I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.
Actress
Gerald Wellman We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
Colonel, ROTC instructor
Thomas Wells Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem.
Ontario legislature minister
Wes Westrum Well, that was a cliff-dweller.
Baseball coach, about a close game
Richard White Hi I'm Dean White, Dick, of the college.
Duke University academic Dean introducing himself at a faculty dinner.
Vanna White I just don't think America wants a female host. It's like men don't walk around in skirts in this country. Why change a good thing?
Game show Hostess
Maury Wills Okay, everyone, now inhale... and then dehale!
Los Angeles Dodgers captain, leading his teammates through warm-up calisthenics
Oprah Winfrey Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
TV Talk show hostess

Small disclaimer - I know that some of these people misspoke and are not really idiots.

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